Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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