idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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