You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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