On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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