K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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