This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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