Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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