your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Plan B is the new Plan A
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Randomize
