Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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