Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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