Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize