would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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