Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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