literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I want to fling myself into the sun
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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