didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My hand turned me down
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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