My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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