a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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