You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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