Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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