The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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