Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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