I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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