Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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