So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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