ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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