You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
