their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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