Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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