STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Randomize