On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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