All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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