Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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