so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I am naked and annoyed.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Randomize
