sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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