i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
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go home
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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