I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
