dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
