Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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