You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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