As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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