mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Holy sore nipples Batman
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
