You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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