He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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