I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
