Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I lost the right to judge tonight
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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