North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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