is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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