You smell like a Billy Joel song
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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