I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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