Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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