I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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