Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
