I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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