she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wish life had little blips of pornography
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
