Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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