No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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